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Too Old to be Carded

This evening I stopped by my local liquor store to purchase a sophisticated adult beverage. When I placed my bottle on the counter to pay, the cashier looked at me and said,

Alright, finally! Somebody I don't need to ask for an ID!

Uh, thanks, I guess.

Apparently he'd been getting a bunch of teenagers with fake ID's and such all night. At the time, I figured either my hair follicle deficit or the gray fur on my chin was the clue that I was decades past needing an ID. But on my way home, I realized what the true giveaway must have been:

My Van Halen T-Shirt.

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Reminds me of when I was younger. I used to go to Tom's place 2 oe 3 nights a week. I'd stop and pick up a 6 pack at the liquor store on the way.

The DAY I turned 21, they carded me.

I laughed at them. Then, took my beer and left.

Ah, good times.

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