Using a proprietary algorithm that takes advantage of the unique capabilities of the iPhone, the Suck-O-Meter allows you to test whether objects and items "Suck" or "Do Not Suck". Finally, thanks to the Suck-O-Meter, the iPhone is actually useful!
With the Suck-O-Meter, you'll never find yourself wondering if something sucks or not. Now, with the click of a button, you'll always know for sure.
Isn't technology amazing?
Note: Please exercise caution when using the Suck-O-Meter on people.