As I prepared to settle in for a Saturday evening, I embarked on the creation of a cold beverage. But alas! The source bottle had a new, confounding screw-top design not seen on previous bottles. When I attempted to turn the screw to break it free from its base, the base turned with it.
That will never do. But a man will not let a mere poorly-designed screw-top impede an essential beverage objective. This called for a new set of bar tools.
Never let it be said that anything gets between a man and his martini. Never.