This week, the large brown lumbering vehicle made its customary journey to my homestead. Upon arrival, the humanoid occupant emerged, also clad in brown (yet with the odd insignia "U.P.S." emblazoned on his cloak). After the usual paperwork negotiations and a shout of "Utini!", the brown vehicle lumbered away and I was left with my new droid.
"Porter-Cable 7812", as it is called, should work out just fine. And if this droid does work out, I think I'll transmit my application to the Academy this year and… well, maybe next year.
It sure is nice to have a real tool-triggered Shop Vac in the house for a change.